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TAGS: marines earn liberals demand benefits
Rating: 4.62/5

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terroraustralis - September 30, 2012, 10:52 pm
the ones that earned it get 14k per year. the ones that demand it, apparently dont like black presidents...

history does repeat itself -

TAGS: history repeats itself
Rating: 4.6/5

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Curlyrocks - January 6, 2014, 9:36 pm
Most of the Lakota gave up their guns and they didn't end up having to be carted off in box cars, oh but they where massacred so.... carry on.

Hillary's Spinmeisters -

IRAQ - Individual experiences may vary

MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FELLOW AMERICANS - Wait a minute- isn't that what Obama has been doing 24/7/365- acting like Santa Claus= giving away our kids futures under Obamanomics?

PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE - is owned by a Progressive, Donates to progressive causes, like: ACLU, Moveon.org, America Coming Together and other liberal operations. What else would you expect??

GUN CONTROL ACTIVISTS: - Who would have thought in the early 1940's, just 3 years after taking guns away from citizens that Germany would be rounding up Catholics and Jews and other ethnics to "cleanse" their society.

TERM LIMITS - Two Terms: One in office; one in prison.

Lois Lerner not to be confused with Lois Lane -

COMMAND AND CONTROL - Its what happens if you ask questions off the script!





Pressure cookers -

TAGS: its not the gun stupid
Rating: 4.06/5

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Renza - May 1, 2013, 11:45 am
What's sarcasm?
OTC - May 1, 2013, 11:15 am
You don't understand sarcasm?
crankyhead - April 30, 2013, 4:42 pm
Really, your guess OTC, is that the Boston bombers didn't know what they were doing was illegal? That's not exactly a good guess, no offense.
OTC - April 30, 2013, 4:41 pm
It is ILLEGAL?!?! Guess the terrorist didn't know that, so why didn't that law stop them, lack of more laws not being written?
crankyhead - April 30, 2013, 3:25 pm
Never. There's no need. Crock pots weren't designed with the sole intention of killing people, and the act of turning one into something that can kill people, is already illegal.

MSLSD NEWS - Because you have to be on some kind of hallucinogen to watch this distorted crap!

OBAMA - The "ego" has landed.

democrat headquarters -

republicans are.... -

OBAMA - paying tribute to Neil Armstrong

ONE MORE TIME.... - It's "We the people..." not "I, the president".........

IT'S NOT RACISM - for pointing out questionable ethics, criminal activities and demanding accountability. Charges of Racism are just a distraction so the crooks can continue without interruption!

REVELATION 22:11 - Let him who does wrong continue to do wrong; let him who is vile continue to be vile; let him who does right continue to do right... jesus says do not judge, for only god may judge.

TAGS: g**marriage abortion its in revelation
Rating: 2.6/5

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terroraustralis - September 21, 2012, 4:53 am
then american law goes against the bible, which says that the only way god will know if people are g** and should be punished, is if they get married to each other. thats the basic premise... if life is a test, then we're letting them cheat...
loosecannon - September 20, 2012, 2:50 pm
According to most State laws and the DoMA, g** marriage is already illegal. Republicans aren't trying to ban it...
terroraustralis - September 19, 2012, 12:58 am
following the "kill all the queers" passages is like obama followers ignoring his recent failures and saying how great of a president he is going to be.
terroraustralis - September 19, 2012, 12:57 am
i like to follow the philosophy that the most recent updates are the most likely to be correct. its not my fault that the bible contradicts itself multiple times. i tend to follow philosophies that arent self-contradictory, like freedom of speech.
JGalt - September 18, 2012, 6:54 am
I think that is what you just did in your previous quote. Not familiar with the bible quote about not banning g** marriage or abortions. I seem to remember homo***uality being a sin as well as murder. just sayin. you got different quotes to pick from?
terroraustralis - September 18, 2012, 4:00 am
i dont hate christianity, i hate christians who "pick and choose" what bible passages they want to follow and which they ignore.
terroraustralis - September 18, 2012, 3:59 am
in other words, dont try to ban g** marriage, dont try to ban abortions. live by the rules of god but dont impose the rules of god on others. its right there in the bible, and its in the constitution, why is that so hard to understand?
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 4:19 pm
It tells us not to cast our pearls before the swine... Thanks for playing.
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 4:18 pm
arnnatz - September 17, 2012, 10:52 am
It's even funnier when people who hate Christianity post bible quotes
terroraustralis - September 17, 2012, 10:00 am
isnt it funny when your own book tells you to stop imposing its rules on other people?

HISTORY - Those who don't learn from it are doomed to repeat it....

THE LESSON OF HISTORY - A pile of new tax money for Washington magically results in a much larger pile of new spending. The spending is the problem - the only problem.

RANGEL (D-NEW YORK) - The latest in a line of corrupt career Congressmen, Charlie's new job will be the poster child for term limits.


JOBS, JOBS, JOBS - Will he change his priorities before he starts campaigning for his second term? Sadly, we think not!

SIEU GOES COMMUNIST - Obama's union goes Commie. Google it! Happy with that hopey changey thingy yet?


KATHLEEN SEBELIUS - Just as global warming numbers were cooked, we find that Kathleen admits Obamacare books were also cooked! Defund NOW

MESSAGE : "OBAMA’S TOUR BUS GETS LESS THAN 6MPG" - In July, Obama signed an agreement with 13 major automobile manufacturers to increase the average fuel economy for their vehicles sold in the U.S. to 54.5 mpg by 2025.

Why is it... -

Term Limits -


TAGS: simplicity at its finest
Rating: 5/5

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Doggit - January 21, 2013, 9:50 am
I love that old grumpy Brit.



TAGS: old habits
Rating: 5/5

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vbattaile - October 21, 2012, 8:33 pm
Once an a**, always an a**

The Things They Cannot Say -

AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE TAX - Obama loves the new ring Mitt will hate the ring for votes For the people its here to stay

CRONY CAPITALISM - Is really what the 53% are really finding fault with. Its time for term limits. Two terms. One in office, one in prison.

Term Limits -

" THEY TALK ABOUT ME LIKE A DOG HANDLER " - Obama Campaign Selling Dog Leashes That Say 'Barack's Best Friend'!

Haunted -

2020 U.S. BUDGET DEFICIT - $20,300,000,000,000 - One, ah-ah-ah! Two, ah-ah-ah! Three, ah-ah-ah! Vait... You vant me to count to vhat?

More Fine HUFFPO Reporting -

TAGS: all the news that fits
Rating: 4.91/5

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foxrecon19d - August 24, 2014, 1:29 am
A liberal Democrat politician came out and visited not too long ago. He said, "You guys are sure doing a lot of maneuvering out there in those tanks!" Soldiers replied, "Sir, those vehicles are being used by the enemy. You told us to leave them here."
foxrecon19d - August 24, 2014, 1:26 am
Pretty much sums up the liberal Democrat understanding of the military.

another issue Obama isn't informed of -

TAGS: economy shrinking while told its growing
Rating: 4.83/5

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GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:15 pm
In the week ending May 31, the advance figure for seasonally adjusted initial claims was 312,000, an increase of 8,000 from the previous week's revised level.

DESPITE DEMOCRATIC LIES - Charts tell the truth about deficits! O owns this! Can't blame Bush on this one.

TAGS: deficits
Rating: 4.83/5

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"NO" VOTE ON POT LEGALIZATION IN CALIFORNIA - Point of order: it's illegal to SMOKE pot, so maybe these fellows have found a viable loophole.

Sorry State of the Union -

SILLY CONSERVATIVES - Taxes are for "OTHER" Americans!

Sun flares lowest in 100 years could mean a Little Ice Age is coming -


1 DOWN, 1 TO GO - Bringing decency back to journalism, taking down one rabid pundit at a time.

THE RECESSION WAS BUSH'S - The Depression is Barry's: 14 trillion debt and counting..., 2.8 million jobs lost....


in celebration of our victory in the cold war -

BOUNTY GATE - The “GREENBAY PACKERS” Don’t play that way! We don’t do “DIRTY” stuff like that. Attributed to VINCE LOMBARDI

TWITS ON TWITTER - Seen in Anthony's office on his chalkboard

OZOMBIE ASKS FOR PATIENCE ON THE ECONOMY - I guess it's gonna take a little longer for Soros to destroy the US economy.

CRUEL AND UNUSUAL - Expecting The Children Of Liberals To Actually Become Productive Members Of Society

UNEMPLOYMENT IS UP - (At least 65 Democratic Politicians) Good Job America! We'll get some more in 2012!

Obama claims 'racism' for falling poll numbers -

LIBERAL LIBRARIES - It's True, They Do Read Books Go Figure?

TAGS: liberal education ain t what its cracked up to be
Rating: 4/5

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Comedian1298 - November 24, 2012, 11:28 pm
I don't believe it

THE QUICKER PICKER UPPER - Charlie needs more than paper towels for the mess he's in!

HOUSE OF CARDS - If I was borrowing 40 cents of every dollar I spent on my household budet, How long could I get away with it? Well, that is what our government does We need accountability, not higher taxes.

REMEMBER..... - In other countries, those of us who speak up against oppressive socialist or communist regimes are often put in prison


THE FIRST VICTIMS - Of Government Run Health Care and an Obama-style regime!

LEGALISE POT - lets face it, if pot was legal he'd still be smoking it, and destroying his health instead of destroying the country

TAGS: you know its true legalise
Rating: 3.91/5

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terroraustralis - September 29, 2012, 3:57 am
at this point the only difference between the democrats and the republicans, is the democrats are honest about wanting to regulate and take away freedoms and justice. the republicans do it in secret, chanting "AMMURIKA!" as they desecrate the constitution
terroraustralis - September 29, 2012, 3:55 am
its like obama hosting a KKK rally in his hometown, it makes no sense. the republicans should've been opposed to the NDAA but they werent. and that, plus the patriot act, is why i dont trust them, or want them in control.
terroraustralis - September 29, 2012, 3:53 am
yes, but they are typically the party that is expected to be pushing for regulation and control. the republicans get elected for the sole purpose of reducing government interference, whether that is taxes or regulation, and too many of them supported NDAA
arnnatz - September 28, 2012, 8:28 am
so did the democrats in the senate
terroraustralis - September 28, 2012, 3:18 am
im kinda a liberal, and i dont back him. my ideas are closer to libertarian but the republican party flat out doesnt give a **** about rights or freedom anymore. obama signed the NDAA, but the republicans LET IT HAPPEN.
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 12:54 am
Look, Obama hasn't been perfect, granted. However, Bin Laden is dead, and General Motors isn't. So there's always that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:49 am

And you liberals back this Guy?
terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:56 pm
also, california might not be bankrupt if they went through with their plan to legalise and tax pot, and there would be no mexican drug war without it. and the southern border would be alot more secure, and need alot less policing.
terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:53 pm
this technically means the obama presidency is reagan's fault. the unforseen consequences can be far worse than what you tried to prevent. anti-pot laws are unconstitutional. constitution knows best.


OBAMACARE - If Obamacare is so great... how come so many of the inner circle of Obama supporters are getting waivers exempting them from Obamacare???



CULT OF PERSONALITY - This remake is nowhere near as good as the original song by Living Colour

GROUNDHOG DAY - It's official; two more years of Obama. Darn!

UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS - Its not unemployment checks that creates jobs, its people actually going back to work! It's creating jobs that stimulates the economy, stupid!

KAKISTOCRACY - n., pl., -cies. Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. Yup, that pretty much decribes the way it is....

OBAMANARCHY - IT'S COMING! Mess with our Constitution, you and your cronies are toast.

MORON OFFSET CREDITS - Al Gore is reportedly looking into a Hollywood franchise to sell moron credits, now that global cooling is underway. Guess who the first customer is?

THE FUTURE - You see that twinkle in his eye? And that little smile on her face? That's your future president!

JUNK SCIENCE - Global Warming is real. Its ok to eat tainted gulf shrimp. Yet it will take years for the Gulf to recover. Unbelievable.

TAX CREDITS - For Mitt Romney, they were worth every racist Penny!!!

TAGS: tax credits racist penny
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GrouchoMarxist - September 19, 2012, 11:56 pm
I guess you missed his standing ovation too.

MR. AHMADINIJHAD - Tell The Viewers What's Next On Your Agenda

THE CRASH - An Epic "Free Market" Fail. Massive deficits and high unemployment rates followed. Obama's fault, it is not.

DUHHHHH. . .END NUCLEAR POWER.... - Duhh wind mills cool...duh unicorns and fairy dust....duhhhhhhh...

British Citizens are Racists -

TAGS: racist brits
Rating: 2.71/5

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fauxnews - June 7, 2014, 1:24 am
But this was never really was about 'stats' for you,mate. You and I both know the real reason why you are, ahem, 'grouchy' with me. ;-) And it's not my fault, mate. People make their own choices. I'm content with just being me. :-) Nite. ~FIN~
fauxnews - June 7, 2014, 1:21 am
And,of course you're done, you were proven wrong and you don't have the stones to back up your bluff, so you're folding....
fauxnews - June 7, 2014, 1:19 am
Nah, mate, you're a terrible liar. But if you'd like, I'd like to wager a bet... let's go over to a mathematics forum and you can post a thread about this chart and ask the professionals. Strictly academic. But you and I both know you won't do that. ;-)
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 1:15 am
Now I'm done.
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 1:15 am
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 1:15 am
point with the margin of error (which it doesn't include in the chart but would probably be around 4 or 5%) you will most likely find that there isn't enough difference to support a claim of a downward trend and must conclude that there isn't really any
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 1:13 am
I'm not arguing whether or not brits are racist, that's already established. What I'm arguing is your inability to understand statistics. For example, if you do as you said and draw the line, now compare the difference between the high point and the low
fauxnews - June 7, 2014, 12:58 am
...Basically, you tried to throw a grenade my way but instead you threw the pin at me and held onto the grenade part. X-D KABOOM!!! Better luck next time ;-) Cheers. Have a g'nite, mate.
fauxnews - June 7, 2014, 12:56 am
Word of advice, mate...when someone agrees with you, and you're still arguing with them, then you are just being passive-aggressive. Yes, I get that this poster was meant as a personal attack against me. You just failed to push my b***ons...not my prob...
fauxnews - June 7, 2014, 12:54 am
*yawn* Turning into a pumpkin here. Rest time. Like I said,I already posted a superior study that supports your hypothesis better than this overly simplified chart you cant comprehend.Refer to post#67724 for the link I posted.Sounds like u glossed over it
fauxnews - June 7, 2014, 12:46 am
Refer to post #67724. I did...maybe you 'missed' it. ;-) And...again, why would you argue with someone who agrees with your central position? LMAO Lonely, much?
fauxnews - June 7, 2014, 12:45 am
Okay, I'll bite, bingo. Draw a straight line through the middle of the data. Now, tell me which direction is it headed...I'll wait. Get a ruler out if you need one. X-D *jeopardy music plays*
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 12:43 am
If you have "more thoughtful data", post it.
fauxnews - June 7, 2014, 12:43 am
You are preaching to the converted, mate. If you want to continue to argue about this, then you are basically talking to yourself. In any case....cheers. :-)
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 12:42 am
obviously, you haven't the slightest idea of how statistics work. When the difference falls within the margin of error, there is statistically no difference.
fauxnews - June 7, 2014, 12:41 am
...and complex phenomena like culturally ingrained racism is a multi-variable event. It's not decided by a grade school herpa derp chart you posted. We agree on the same larger hypothesis. But I have more thoughtful data to back up OUR argument. ;-)
fauxnews - June 7, 2014, 12:38 am
But, as always, you are missing the larger point: I essentially agree with you. And you are still arguing with me. Who does that? lol.. I just was poking fun at the caveman approach you were taking. I gave you a much better study to chew on...
fauxnews - June 7, 2014, 12:36 am
*yawn*Now you are just being dumb..lol..A steady downward trend over 20 years is still a steady downward trend.When you can show me that the next 20 years paints a different story, then we'll talk. That's how stats work, bingo.
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 12:28 am
Plus, these numbers only include the respondents who admit to racism. So the real numbers would be even higher. Statistics must be one of your weak subjects.
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 12:27 am
with the racism that is rearing its ugly head in britain, the 2014 numbers should be significantly higher than the 2013 numbers.
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 12:26 am
The difference between 1983 levels and 2013 levels are insignificant and only about 4 or 5 percentage points (which is probably within the margin of error). You missed the mark on claiming a downward trend no matter how you try to spin it.
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 10:09 pm
You can thank me later. ;-) G'nite, mate. =-) Off to enjoy this beautiful evening! Thanx for the entertaining convo. Cheers
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 10:08 pm
A n a lysis is your friend, not math ;-) This line from my link "What this research highlights is that racism may grow in such conditions if society does nothing to address it." This explains both the downward trend AND the discrepancies from flare-up ups
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 10:05 pm
http://blogs.hud.ac.uk/academics/blog/2014/05/29/racism-on-the-rise-in-britain/ Now...this concerns me and better floats your argument. The British Social Attitudes survey has better a***ysis to support your argument, without 'confusing' charts X-D
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 10:04 pm
But here, mate, let me help you out: you took the neanderthal approach. Ditch the chart, which proves you wrong. There is better evidence for your position: I too am concerned about a resurgence of racism in Europe...let me post you a 'proper link'
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 9:55 pm
...to show "trends." That's why,for instance,GW deniers get laughed at by the scientific community:a REALLY cold winter doesnt disprove GW if the TREND over many MANY years shows a steady RISE in temp.*wink**nod*Please tell me you're smarter than this ;-)
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 9:52 pm
P.S. I will make it easy for you...don't look at snap sh**s of data...look for "trends". For instance, a "trend" means a "number" stays just as long at its high as it does its low...compare the 'weighted' average. That's why 'charts' were made ;-)
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 9:47 pm
...but, please, turn basic math on it's head if you think you can....Noble Prize in it for you if you prove me (and math) wrong. X-D LMAO
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 9:47 pm
...and then of course, there is that little detail you left out about the vast majority of the population 'not' being racist that means racism is in the minority...lololololol...
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 9:45 pm
...up and down over 20 years would imply several returns to the 1983 peak, which never happens, not even once. It's called Behavioral stats--consistent with other stats which show the same thing: racism in UK is on the decline...lolololol...
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 9:43 pm
Hmmm...so maybe you can explain to me how the basic principles of math do not apply to this chart? Never once did that trend go back to its pre 1983 level. And the steady decline significantly stays out of the mean and error of sampling all those years...
EmmaRoydes - June 6, 2014, 8:54 pm
and it still shows racism of approximately 1/3 of the population.
EmmaRoydes - June 6, 2014, 8:53 pm
Steadily declined? Are you blind? I see an up and down motion with the current trend going up. If you add in the progress of UKIP, it looks like the upward trend will accelerate
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 4:58 pm
Hmmmmm....so according to this chart...racist attitudes in the UK have steadily declined, and the trend seems to be holding over a 20 year period..FTW...lolololol...is this how they make Politifake posters in the Bizarro Superman world? X-D FAIL


THE 2010 ELECTION - The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

ALBERT EINSTEIN ON INSANITY - 'Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.'

ALL IN THE FAMILY - Stupid is as stupid does.

DECISION POINTS - The first presidential memoir with a colouring-in section



TAGS: its a cult
Rating: 1.8/5

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arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:51 am
right back at you
crankyhead - October 18, 2012, 12:46 am
If only you had some proof of that, y'know...? That would be, like, awesome for you.
arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:43 am
interesting, yes?
arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:43 am
What was the name of the other account(one of many you had)? Oh, yeah, lousuckee
crankyhead - October 18, 2012, 12:40 am
What was the name of your other account again? You know, your "brother-in-law"? Wasn't he called: 'Liberals'? Interesting, no?
arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:29 am
PS You stay ignorant
arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:16 am
I say Harry Reid did it because of that anti-muslim video. He knew it was coming
crankyhead - October 18, 2012, 12:13 am
P.S. You stay classy.
crankyhead - October 18, 2012, 12:12 am
Trayvon Martin is still dead, isn't he? So, technically, Zimmerman did 'kill him'.
arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:04 am
You thought Zimmerman killed Trayvon Martin didn't you? Actually, I heard from an unnamed friend that Harry Reid did it.
GrouchoMarxist - October 17, 2012, 11:57 pm
Crank can't debate facts
crankyhead - October 17, 2012, 8:42 pm
Which facts are you referring to Groucho?
GrouchoMarxist - October 17, 2012, 7:06 pm
FActs just suck don't they crank?

What the GOP doesn't want you to know -

Because if the government is shut down -

TAGS: obama lifts limits arms export
Rating: 1/5

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Curlyrocks - October 16, 2013, 3:25 pm
It also opens private companies to provide arms to places like Syria, where the government no longer has the popular support to send arms to Al-Qaeda but defense contractors really really want there to be a war.

[email protected] russians hacked my face! -

Evelyn Farkas admits that trump was right -

ask and you shall receive -

that face you make... -

Dementia-crats -